The Simpsons (TV Series)

How the Test Was Won (2009)

Harry Shearer: George Bush, Lenny Leonard, Principal Seymour Skinner, Otto, Mr. Burns

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : So what's the plan now, Skinrash?

  Principal Seymour Skinner : My name is not Skinrash. It's Principal Skinner, and you will refer to me as such.

  Bart Simpson : Sure thing, Such.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : I'll deal with your insubordinate wordplay later.

• Principal Seymour Skinner : When you take the practice test, be sure to use a number two pencil.

  [Holds a big pencil] 

  Bart Simpson : What kind of pencil do we use?

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Number two. Take a number two.

  [Kids laugh] 

  Bart Simpson : Looks like you took a big number two!

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Yes, as you can see, I have a big number two in my hands, enjoing the weight and feel of it.

  [Kids laugh; Chalmers rolls eyes] 

• Principal Seymour Skinner : Brilliant plan sending the all the underachievers to Capital City until the day after the test.

  Superintendent Chalmers : Yes, *all* of them. Why, Seymour, I believe I left my sunglasses in the bus.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Well, I'd best retrieve them.

  Superintendent Chalmers : Yes, you'd best.

  [as Skinner enters the bus, Chalmers motions Otto to close the door] 

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Uh, sir?

  Superintendent Chalmers : So long, superstars!

• Ralph Wiggum : Mommy, I have to go potty.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Otto, pull the bus over. I said pull over!

  Otto : Huh? Sorry, I was mesmerized by the little boy's dance.

• Principal Seymour Skinner : Time to do what I've never done as school principal: something.

• Bart Simpson : Hey, Seymour, I just realized something. You're stuck babysitting us losers, which makes you the real loser.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : For your information, I am not a loser. I am a successful school principal who paints houses in the summertime.

  Dolph : You painted our garage in October and the paint's already peeling!

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Your father insisted on using an inferior primer!

• Principal Seymour Skinner : Let me explain this so that even the simplest can understand: You are being hidden in Capital City so that you won't weight down the test with your numbskullery and ruin the future of those students who are our future.

  Bart Simpson : Told ya.

  Kearney : Will there be other numbskulls there, sort of an numbskull Olympics?

  Jimbo Jones : Hey, let's all act like numbskulls!

  [They make dumb faces and go "duh"] 

  Nelson Muntz : Guys, guys, let's save it for the competition.