The Simpsons (TV Series)

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes (2008)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Mayor Quimby

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : Okay, I'll join you Homer, but you must promise me that we will do everything by the book!

  Homer Simpson : Then you gotta promise me no diddlies or doodlies!

  Ned Flanders : You got yourself a deal-a-roonie!

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

• Judge Roy Snyder : Bail is set at $25,000.

  Homer Simpson : [scoffs]  I make that in a year.

• Homer Simpson : [to Ned]  You hang on to resentment like a Confederate widow...