The Sarah Jane Adventures (TV Series)

The Day of the Clown: Part One (2008)

Daniel Anthony: Clyde Langer

Quotes 

• Luke Smith : But it might know kids are supposed to like clowns.

  Sarah Jane Smith : Personally they always gave me nightmares.

  Luke Smith : Coulrophobia, it's the fear of clowns. Johnny Depp has it.

  Clyde Langer : What encylopaedia did you find that in?

  Luke Smith : Heat.

• Clyde Langer : Sarah Jane, look at this. These are the same colors as the clown I saw. Red, yellow and blue.

  Sarah Jane Smith : This isn't a clown. This is the Pied Piper. Story goes he rid Hamelin of its plague of rats. Then when the town refused to pay him, he came back and took all their children.

  Elijah Spellman : The oldest and most accurate picture of the Pied Piper. The colors of his costume signify he was a traveling entertainer. But, I'm afraid, even clowns have their dark days.

  Sarah Jane Smith : And that's exactly the sort of clown I'm interested in, Mr. Spellman. One that makes children disappear.

  Clyde Langer : But the Pied Piper is a fairy tale.

  Sarah Jane Smith : Myths, legends, fairy tales. Every story has its inspiration, Clyde.