Easy A (2010)
Aly Michalka: Rhiannon
Photos
Quotes
-
Olive Penderghast : What's your problem?
Rhiannon : You really want to know what my problem is?
Olive Penderghast : No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
Rhiannon : We are not friends anymore.
Olive Penderghast : Oh.
Rhiannon : We are officially over!
Olive Penderghast : OH RATS!
Rhiannon : Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! It's way too loose around your chest anyway!
Olive Penderghast : Ohhhhh, burn!
-
Rhiannon : Please tell me the rumors are true!
Olive Penderghast : Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut.
Rhiannon : No, no! Not that one. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit.
Olive Penderghast : I worry about the way information circulates at this school.
-
Rhiannon : You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?
Olive Penderghast : Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants.
-
Rhiannon : [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] Wait a minute. You didn't have...?
Olive Penderghast : What? No. No, of course not.
Rhiannon : You liar! You totally lost your V-card to him.
Olive Penderghast : No, I didn't.
Rhiannon : Yes, you did. Tell me everything.
Olive Penderghast : Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl.
Rhiannon : The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend?
Olive Penderghast : What?
Rhiannon : I want every detail!
Olive Penderghast : Rhi!
Rhiannon : Now, bitch.
Olive Penderghast : You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It's not really a term of endearment.
Rhiannon : I want every detail now, shit-face.
Olive Penderghast : You're not really heading in the right direction.
Rhiannon : Tell me!
-
Rhiannon : [to Olive] Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your CAT at everybody!
[euphemism for pussy]
-
Olive Penderghast : [about the rumors that she punched Nina] It's not true.
Rhiannon : It wasn't the left tit? It was the right one! I always pegged you for a south paw.
[mimes boxing]
Rhiannon : Pow! Pow!
Olive Penderghast : Will you listen to me for a second, please? It didn't happen!
Rhiannon : [Not believing her] Yeah, right. Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey!
-
Olive Penderghast : [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,
Principal Gibbons : [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
[crowd screams]
Woodchuck Todd : WOOO! Blue Devils!
[does a flip and scores a basket]
Woodchuck Todd : Yeah! Wooo!
Marianne : [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
Olive Penderghast : Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
Principal Gibbons : [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
[Crowd is silent]
Woodchuck Todd : The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
[pretends to chuck wood]
Woodchuck Todd : Wooo!
Rhiannon : I liked Todd much better when he was topless.
-
Rhiannon : [On the phone with Olive] Is it true you got with Brandon at Melody Dip-shit's party?
-
Rhiannon : Now you're a super slut like me.
Olive Penderghast : I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut.
Rhiannon : There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen.
-
Rhiannon : George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.
Mr. Griffith : I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about...
Olive Penderghast : The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession".
Rhiannon : And it only took 20 seconds.
-
Rhiannon : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon] I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*?
Olive Penderghast : [Not caring] That must have been pretty embarrassing.
-
Olive Penderghast : I think we should just put this conversation to bed.
Rhiannon : Fine. Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. Go get your chocolate milk.