Drowning in Actors (2008)

Kelly Miller: Billie Parker

Quotes 

• Nathan Porl : Tell James to get in costume, have the make-up people give him a quick once over, get me a strong cup of coffee and hide all the toilet paper.

  Billie Parker : Why the toilet paper?

  Nathan Porl : Because I'm a petty, petty man, Billie.

• Billie Parker : Why the sudden change, Malcolm?

  Malcolm Thompson : I felt the stage whisper to me. I heard Lady Theatre beckon me to drink deep from her and take the stage on this most glorious night. And as a vessel for the craft of acting itself, I say that the world will not be denied my brilliance tonight!

  Nathan Porl : You didn't want to be replaced by the janitor, huh?

• Billie Parker : And we'll keep him dressed all in black and have him be almost phantom like. It'll be so out there, people will think we're being all artsy and experimental.

  Nathan Porl : It makes absolutely no sense in the context of the play, but that's never stopped us before.