- Tabitha Wilson: Well, my damn computer froze up again.
- Harry Wilson: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom?
- Tabitha Wilson: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.
- Tabitha Wilson: I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virginia does. We've slept with all the same people.
- Ryan Matthews: Adrianna, what's up with you? Are you okay?
- Adrianna Duncan: Yeah, I'm just distracted. I have this really big audition for this movie this week and I just haven't been able to sleep.
- Ryan Matthews: And if you don't get it, what then?
- Adrianna Duncan: Well, then I'd be in a movie, make lots of money.
- Ryan Matthews: So what, you can buy a new cell phone or maybe a fancy pair of shoes? Maybe an expensive car you don't really need?
- Adrianna Duncan: No, so I can pay the mortgage 'cause my mom can't.
- Annie Wilson: He has a jet, Silver, a jet. Okay? It's the coolest thing ever. It's like "Pretty Woman", but I'm not a whore.
- Annie Wilson: [to Silver] Hey, cool tattoo. What does it mean?
- Erin Silver: It's the Chinese symbol for friendship 'cause you know, friends are cool.
- Annie Wilson: Naomi has the same one.
- Erin Silver: Yeah. All right, in 8th grade, my dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. I was... God, I was so angry you know, so unbelievably scared she'd find out, you know and she'd get a divorce or start drinking again. So, I... I didn't tell anybody, I kept it a secret, but then it started eating away at me, and I just... I had to tell someone. So I told my friend, Naomi. She promised me that she wouldn't tell anyone, so she told everyone.
- Annie Wilson: Why would she do that?
- Erin Silver: Because she needs to know more than anyone else. Because it gives her power to tear people down. So, my mom found out. She confronted my dad and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened. So now it's my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.
- Erin Silver: [to Annie] Okay, what was that?
- Annie Wilson: What?
- Erin Silver: What? Ty Collins just practically put his tongue in your mouth. That's what.
- Annie Wilson: Shut up!
- Annie Wilson: Okay, you are obviously too messed up to see what's right in front of you, so let me be your eyes. Ty Collins is into you? You should be into Ty Collins or so to speak.
- Annie Wilson: Okay, can you just give me one second because my old relationship ended 6 hours ago.
- Erin Silver: Okay, the cure for a breakup is a hookup.
- Harry Wilson: [to Dixon] And I want to apologize to you. Wasn't fair of me to ask you to give up your buddies. I was on a team once. I know how it works.
- Dixon Wilson: You know, I'm sorry I disobeyed you, you know? I'm still trying to find my way around here, you know?
- Harry Wilson: I'm trying to figure out when to be principal and when to be your dad.
- Dixon Wilson: You know, I think I like my dad more than my principal.
- Harry Wilson: You might not when you hear his punishment.
- Harry Wilson: And this thing with Tracy, I wish I knew what to do, but I don't. And am I curious to know the kid's okay? Absolutely. But being an adoptive father, would I want Dixon's birth parents around us? No way.
- Debbie Wilson: Well, look, Dixon is a teenager. This is a man. But, before you do anything about that, I think you really need to figure out how you want to handle things with Tracy.
- Harry Wilson: I don't know and I am the first to admit I was not the greatest guy back then.
- Debbie Wilson: Honestly, I'm more concerned about the guy you are now. So just take your time and figure out how you want to handle this.