Robin Hood (TV Series)

Lost in Translation (2009)

Keith Allen: Sheriff of Nottingham

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• Sheriff of Nottingham : Beautiful day. Almost makes you want to burst into song.

  Friar Tuck : You start off, I'll harmonise.

• Sheriff of Nottingham : What, you think Hood's going to come and resuce you, do you? I don't see him. No. Hood! Hood? Hoody, hoody... Come out wherever you are!

• Sheriff of Nottingham : Where's Robin Hood? I don't see him.

  Robin Hood : Then open your eyes!

  Sheriff of Nottingham : Oh, look. He's come to save the village. How noble. What are you going to do, Hood? Hmm? Are you going to kill me? Going to shoot me? And risk bringing down the wrath of Prince John on Nottingham? Well, I don't think you really want that, do you?

  Robin Hood : No. No,I wouldn't. Because I love Nottingham. I love it's people. And I want to see them freed from your greed and your corruption.

  Sheriff of Nottingham : What about your greed? And your corruption? You attacked the abbey to try and steal the holy artefacts.

  Robin Hood : I didn't. And nor did I tax these people till they bled and brutalised them until they had nothing more to give.

  Sheriff of Nottingham : Yes, but you did break into the abbey with the intention of stealing the hand of St Luke.

  Robin Hood : That is no the hand of Saint Luke!

• Robin Hood : The truth is always the truth. You can't change that with an edict.

  Sheriff of Nottingham : Yes, and they deserve to be told the truth.

  Robin Hood : You tell them now and this is all over.

  Sheriff of Nottingham : It certainly will be.

  Robin Hood : If you say that relic is real, then three innocent men will die. But if you deny it, those people must be released from your edict.

• Sheriff of Nottingham : I shall be hanging onto that until Robin Hood and his gang of maggots are reduced to ashes.

• Sheriff of Nottingham : It's too late for absolution. You are the only one who can help me now.

  Abbot : If you are truly willing to repent for all your sins then you must make your peace with God, my son, and pray for his forgiveness.

  Sheriff of Nottingham : Ah, you see it's not God I'm worried about. It's Prince John.

  Abbot : Then you really *are* in trouble!