Jack Goes Boating (2010)

John Ortiz: Clyde

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• Clyde : Let's smoke a toast.

• Jack : This always happens.

  Clyde : What?

  Jack : Whenever there's anything good, it fucks up.

  Clyde : It fucked up, but it fucked up because *we* forgot.

  Jack : No, you fucked it up because you made a fucking toast!

  Clyde : Because I love you. We all love you. We forgot the food because you were being loved. That's the important thing to remember.

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  Clyde : Have you thought about it? I think you should.

  Jack : What does she do there?

  Clyde : She's the assistant to the embalmer.

  Jack : Oh no.

  Clyde : Something with the fluids.

  Jack : No. Ugh.

  Clyde : No, man. Lucy's training her to sell seminars with Dr. Bob. She calls the funeral directors - phone sales.

  Jack : Cool. What's her name?

  Clyde : Connie. So I'll tell Lucy it's on.