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Quotes
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Alex : [Marty drives a van] What're you doing? Zebras can't drive, only penguins and people can drive!
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Alex : We're going the wrong way! Turn around!
Marty : Just call me Marty-o Andretti!
Alex : No, you're Sucky-o Andretti!
Marty : Stop back-seat driving!
Alex : I'm passenger-seat driving, and I want the wheel! Give me the wheel!
Marty : It's not a wheel, it's my baby!
Alex : Your hooves aren't meant to be on a wheel!
Marty : It's too late for you to drive now!
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[the group is observing their old homes from outside the zoo gates]
Alex : Hmm... My rock looks smaller than I remember it being...
Marty : Hey, look, it's the mural! Heh, doesn't quite capture the real thing, does it?
Gloria : Well, there's our homes... I forgot about that wall between us, Melman. Was that always there?
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Alex : Skipper, what about the plane?
Skipper : Well, the chimps will work all through the night, no breaks, no safety restrictions...
[Chimps run off]
Skipper : Hey! Where are you going? Get back here, we have a contract!
Mason : Yes, well, I'm afraid the labour laws are slightly more lenient in France. You see, they only have to work 2 weeks in a year.
Skipper : Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic!
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Alex : I just wanted to thank you for letting us get in the train back there. I know "the big guy with the accent" wasn't so happy about this and...
Gia : Look, lion guy. This circus means everything to us. And if you do anything that threatens this circus, you'll have to answer to me. Capiche?
Alex : Yeah, capiche. Cool! Trust me, we're cool.
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Gia : Alex? You are from a zoo?
[pause]
Alex : Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.
Gia : More?
Alex : Or less. There's less.
Vitaly : You were never circus?
Gloria : We had to say we were circus.
Melman : Or you'd never let us on the train.
Gia : After all we have been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?
Alex : Gia, I...
Vitaly : You used us.
Alex : No, no, no. I mean - I mean yes but,
Gia : Trapeze americano, you make that up, too?
Alex : It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.
Gia : Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known.
Stefano : Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?
Alex : Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.
Stefano : I was shot out of a cannon! I could've died!
Marty : But I thought it was your lifelong dream.
Stefano : For all I know, your name is not even Alice.
Alex : No, Stefano, but it never really was.
Stefano : I don't feel safe!
Alex : Gia, I...
Gia : We trusted you.
Stefano : My tears are real! You are not!
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Alex : [in a dream] What happened to you? You're so *elderly*!