Jack Benny: Self

Quotes 

• Jack Benny : It was awfully nice of you to come over here and donate your services for this very worthy cause but, you know, I just thought of something...

  Van Johnson : What?

  Jack Benny : You've never been a guest on my television program and I was just thinking, how 'bout coming on this week as a guest?

  Van Johnson : Please, Jack, one benefit at a time!