House M.D. (TV Series)
The Softer Side (2009)
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
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Quotes
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [entering Wilson's office] I think there's something wrong with House.
Dr. James Wilson : Who's he making miserable now?
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson] You gonna eat that?
Dr. James Wilson : Have at it. Did you just ask my permission before you took my food?
Dr. Gregory House : Yes, we can.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : House decided to humor these parents.
Dr. James Wilson : Maybe he had a great cup of coffee, or a tremendous bowel movement. Bottom line is your boss is in a good mood. Stop analyzing it and just enjoy it.
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Dr. Gregory House : [after Wilson catches House vomiting outside of the restaurant]
[to Wilson]
Dr. Gregory House : I'm on methadone. Stupid product. Heroin without the high.
Dr. James Wilson : Yeah, and twice the risk of death.
Dr. Gregory House : But no risk of arrest.
Dr. James Wilson : You nearly died.
Dr. Gregory House : Today was a fluke. I nodded off.
Dr. James Wilson : Right, you're safe as long as you never sleep again. Mistime your dose, you die. Couple of drinks, you die. Mix it with the wrong drugs, you die. You want to detox from Vicodin? Pick something that won't kill you.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm not detoxing.
Dr. James Wilson : If you're looking for something to help with your pain...
Dr. Gregory House : Doesn't help my pain, it eliminates it.
[tosses his cane into a dumpster; turns to walk away, but pauses]
Dr. Gregory House : My leg doesn't hurt anymore.
[walks off into the street]
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Dr. James Wilson : [to Cuddy] You slept with House. He asked permission before taking my bagel, took the case without a fight, honored the parents' request for an MRI.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Yes, those were my terms for sleeping with him.
Dr. James Wilson : He's in a good mood.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Sex with me would explain that, but it doesn't explain why I'm not curled up in a ball weeping in shame. I did not have sex with House.
Dr. James Wilson : If you two aren't keeping something from me, that means he's keeping something from both of us. That can't be good.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson as he and House are having dinner] You don't believe that I OD'd on Vicodin. You figure I'm on something stronger and because you can never, ever assume anything but the most screwed up scenario as far as I'm concerned...
Dr. James Wilson : Funny how I'm usually right.
Dr. Gregory House : You think that I'm on heroin. This is your version of a tox screen. Because if I am on heroin, I can't drink that without risking another bout of not breathing.
Dr. James Wilson : Well?
[House drinks the shot]
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Dr. James Wilson : Who is she?
Dr. Gregory House : I hired her to watch me sleep! Make sure I don't stop breathing.
Dr. James Wilson : Home nurses usually wear scrubs.
Dr. Gregory House : Not a nurse.
Dr. James Wilson : You hired a hooker to watch you sleep? I just can't...
Dr. Gregory House : Surprisingly, hookers are cheaper - and they don't sue for sexual harassment.
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Dr. James Wilson : Cuddy, he's happy.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House doesn't do happy. Pain or no pain.
Dr. James Wilson : Okay, maybe, but he's our friend and this is his one chance to not be miserable.
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Dr. James Wilson : Hello?
Dr. Eric Foreman : House is on heroin.
Dr. James Wilson : Well, that's... certainly... an interesting notion.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's why his lungs stopped, it's why he okay-ed the MRI, it's why he missed... things he wouldn't ordinarily miss...
Dr. James Wilson : Ahh... we'll run some tests, and - I'll let you know.
Dr. Eric Foreman : He's there, isn't he?
Dr. James Wilson : Well, that would certainly explain the inappropriate responses. I-I gotta go. Okay.