Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Seder Anything (2009)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Chuck Bass : The prodigal daughter returns. How was Spain?
Serena van der Woodsen : Amazing. Perfect.
Chuck Bass : I'm sure. You and Poppy dancing on tabletops in Barcelona. Sunbathing nude on Costa del Sol.
Serena van der Woodsen : More like me and Poppy and her boyfriend, Gabriel, on the coast. Uh... I just read and ate, and, you know, swam.
Chuck Bass : [voice low] So there was nude sunbathing?
Serena van der Woodsen : [seems evasive] Hey, uh, is my Mom around?
Chuck Bass : I haven't seen her. But I have been occupied.
[in the doorway, comely girl comes to bid adieu]
Chuck Bass : Last night's entertainment. She's a synchronized swimmer. She can hold her breath for five minutes.
Serena van der Woodsen : So you, you found a way to get over Blair, then?
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Cyrus Rose : I can certainly look into the legalities of It, but... I think you should tell your mother.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, we're not in a good place right now. I don't think I could go to her and say: "Sorry, but I sort of got married in Spain. But don't worry, Cyrus is helping me get a quickie annulment."
Cyrus Rose : She's your mother. She...
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Serena van der Woodsen : Two days into the trip, Poppy and Gabriel get in this huge fight, and then she just leaves, abandoning me and Gabriel, and so I, I stayed around to keep him company.
Dan Humphrey : Well, you did a bang-up job.
Serena van der Woodsen : Dan, please. Gabriel and Poppy were over. And it's not like either one of us planned this. This thing between us just happened and we couldn't stop it.
Dan Humphrey : This, this thing was a marriage. What were you thinking?
Serena van der Woodsen : I don't know. I wasn't. I don't even know if I am married. That's what Cyrus is figuring out.
Dan Humphrey : [with folded arms] How does one not know if one is married?
Serena van der Woodsen : Well... there was a dinner, and then... we had a lot of Rioja, and then... dancing, and then more Rioja, and then we took off our clothes and went swimming in the ocean.
Dan Humphrey : Oh, just skip that part.
Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah, yeah. Uhm, the next thing I know, Gabriel is just screaming "I love you, I love you!" and he's banging on this church door trying to wake up a priest. And...
Dan Humphrey : Okay, okay, so there was a priest. Did you say "I do"?
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, I, I said sí. I don't know. It was all in Spanish. It was... it was crazy.
[chuckles]
Dan Humphrey : You're smiling!
Serena van der Woodsen : What?
Dan Humphrey : You ran off in Spain with a guy you barely know and you got married and you're... admit It, you're smiling.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I woke up the next day and I thought what have I done? This is crazy. And I got on the next flight out and here I am talking to Cyrus.
Dan Humphrey : You're out...? You're a wife.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, I'm not. Maybe I am. Are you jealous?
Dan Humphrey : Serena, we were together for a year and we didn't make it to junior prom. You're with this guy less than a month and you get married, so, I mean, yes, it's a little bit insulting. I... I have to get back to work.
Serena van der Woodsen : Uh... are you serving Eleanor's Seder?
Dan Humphrey : No. Sort of... I mean, yes. Yes. You're the wife of the landed gentry and I'm a... cater waiter at a Seder.
[walks off]
Serena van der Woodsen : Dan, wait..
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Serena van der Woodsen : [at ceremony] Cyrus, this wine is delicious.
Cyrus Rose : [patiently] Oh, well, thank you, dear. We're not supposed to drink it until the blessing, but, uh, we'll make an exception this time.