Steven St. Croix: Marco

Quotes 

• Marco : Wu, reload those guns! Your captain is about to get eaten by a giant sea squid! Now is not the time to talk about this, Wu! Wu? Wu, can you hear me?

  Wu Chow : [enters]  I can hear you!

  Marco : What are you doing up here on deck? Get down below and load those guns!

  Wu Chow : Not until you agree to marry my sister.

  Ai Chow : Yes, agree to marry me.

  Marco : Okay, yes. I'll marry her. If it makes you feel any better, I'll marry you. Now, go down there and load those weapons!

  Wu Chow : [exits]  You don't have to shout!