- Dennis Reynolds: [at Mac and Charlie's funeral] Uh, what to say about Mac... Um... He certainly was... angry...
- Frank Reynolds: Burn the duster!
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm not burning the duster! Okay? I'm not burning the duster, alright? That's crazy. That's insane. Why would I ever burn... I mean, I will continue to wear it in his honor and I will burn some other things, you know, maybe like these stupid goddamn sleeveless t-shirts that he once retired and hung up in the bar, I'll burn these. But I'm not burning the duster, okay, so forget it. It probably won't even burn anyway, it's not supposed to. It's flame retardant, that's the whole point. It's like a shield of armor. So stop asking me to burn the duster. I'm not gonna burn it!
- Dee Reynolds: [hysterically] Oh God, I had the weirdest night. It was crazy. As soon as I left Dennis' place I realize I don't have a car, right, so I actually do have to run home by myself through the park in the middle of the night! So I'm on Spring Garden street and this big car full of gangbangers...
- Mac: Okay, gangbangers! That is an awesome story, Dee! That's the end of it, right? That can be the end of the story?
- Mac: You know what, man? I'm kicking it up a notch.We're haunting these bitches.
- Charlie Kelly: Haunting is cool, man.
- Mac: Boom! Coming back from the grave, bitch.
- Charlie Kelly: Alright, that's cool. That's cool. What is this? What're you doing, like Poltergeist or something?
- Mac: Awesome, right? Craig T. Nelson!
- Charlie Kelly: No, no. Craig T. Nelson is the best, dude, but Poltergeist?
- Mac: Yeah, what?
- Charlie Kelly: It's not scary. It's all about psychological damage. Big deal, look it me. Psychological damage up to here. It doesn't do anything for me, you know? Physical damage, that's what's gonna irritate people.
- Mac: Yeah, alright, what do you suggest?
- Charlie Kelly: Well, I mean, with anything maybe we tie some knives to our fingers and we get a little more serious about this whole murder thing.
- Mac: Yeah, haunting.
- Charlie Kelly: Haunting, right.
- Mac: We're gonna haunt them.
- Charlie Kelly: I'm sorry, I was thinking...