It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac's Banging the Waitress (2008)

Rob McElhenney: Mac

Quotes 

• Mac : You can have more than one best friend, right?

  Dennis Reynolds : Absolutely! Absolutely.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeeeah, the three best friends!

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, the Three Amigos!

  Charlie Kelly : Uh, the three, um...

  Dennis Reynolds : Musketeers!

  Mac : Blind mice!

  Charlie Kelly : The three...

  Mac : Stooges.

  Dennis Reynolds : I don't wanna be associated with those...

  Charlie Kelly : I wanna, I wanna get one! Uh...

  Mac : There's another one out there.

  [Charlie struggles] 

  Mac : Move past it!

  Charlie Kelly : I can't get it! All right!

• Mac : Yeah, I would never say it to his face, but Dennis has great thighs.

• Mac : Maybe a little bit later we can do some hand stuff?

  Waitress : Are you in junior high?

  Mac : Mouth stuff?

  Waitress : Oh, my God.

  Mac : Mouth stuff.