- Brian: Nice work. You've created a situation where our son has had to hire a lawyer.
- Andrea: Oh, *I* created?
- Brian: What did I just say?
- Andrea: You are the one who kidnapped him.
- Brian: Say kidnapped again...
- Andrea: Kidnapped!
- Brian: [yelling] Why do you deliberately provoke me? I just said don't say kidnapped again, and you say it!
- Andrea: You kidnapped our son!
- Brian: Andrea, our son stowed away on my jet. I had nothing to do with it!
- Andrea: You planted the idea in his head!
- Brian: The pygmy has a mind of his own, and, let's face it, unlike you is smart enough to realize he'd be better off here, with me!
- Brian, Jr.: I want to be with both of you. That's why I stowed away and that's why I called Nick.
- Chase Alexander: You know, you sounded a lot like Tripp Darling back there Nick; you must be so proud.