Take Me Home (2011)

Sam Jaeger: Thom

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• Thom : I have 83 dollars to my name.

  Claire : I thought you were a therapist.

  Thom : Uh, just playin' around.

  Claire : So you're, you're poor?

  Thom : No, *you're* poor. I have 83 dollars.

• Thom : Eventually you have to settle down.

  Claire : Some people settle down, and some people just settle.

  Thom : Well, it's clear which category you fit into.

• Thom : I thought you said you didn't fly.

  Claire : Well it's time I got over it. Those pilots know what they're doing. And it's safer than driving.

  Thom : Depends on who's driving.

• Thom : Did you know that out of all the mammals on earth, only a quarter of them are monogamous. The rest

  [wandering gesture] 

  Thom : sleeping around.

  Claire : Many of which eat their own poop.

• Thom : If you're going past Newark I gotta charge you round trip. I don't make the rules, that's, that's headquarters... You can't go past New Brunswick either, that's, that's corporation limit. In fact, even New Brunswick's pushing it.

  Claire : Will you shut up? I'm not paying you to talk, I'm paying you to drive. That's why I took a cab, so I could sit in the back, while some foreigner who speaks broken English could take me where I need to go!

• [first lines] 

  Thom : Actually, sir, if you could just take a look now, I'd really appreciate it. There's this issue with my landlord. He's kind of on my back. So if you could just, please - please - thank you.

  Alan : Not bad, nice work, good job. Thanks for coming in.