Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Kim Cattrall: Samantha Jones
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Quotes
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Samantha Jones : There ought to be a law against hiring a nanny who looks like that.
Carrie Bradshaw : Yeah, the Jude Law.
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Samantha Jones : Now why would Liza agree to this?
Miranda Hobbes : It's the law of physics. Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Liza manifests.
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Charlotte York : How are you gonna swallow all those?
[referring to Samantha's handful of pills]
Samantha Jones : Have we met?
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Samantha Jones : [after her condoms fall out of her purse in the market in front of a bunch of angry men] Yes! Condoms! I have SEX!
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Samantha Jones : Lawrence of my labia!
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Samantha Jones : I'm having a hot flash.
Carrie Bradshaw : You're fine.
Samantha Jones : Seriously. They're starting.
Carrie Bradshaw : You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.
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Samantha Jones : [hearing that Charlotte wants to buy her children gifts, which might make them miss their flight] Buy them some *crap* at the airport!
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Samantha Jones : [after singing "I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar"] I am a woman! I'm at that table!
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Samantha Jones : One week in Abu Dubai. All expenses paid.
Carrie Bradshaw : I always been fascinated by the Middle East. You know, desert moons, magic carpets.
Lily York Goldenblatt : Like Jasmine and Aladdin.
Carrie Bradshaw : Yes, sweetie! Just like Jasmine, but with cocktails.
Charlotte York : It really sounds exciting. When are you gonna go?
Samantha Jones : [modest tone] I don't know... When can you all be free?
[Everyone stare at her]
Samantha Jones : You didn't think I was going without my gals? All expenses paid for all four of us. All we have to do is pick the week, and the sooner the better!
Miranda Hobbes : Let me just check my work schedule.
[Looks at her cellphone really quick]
Miranda Hobbes : Yeah! All clear!
Carrie Bradshaw : Well I gotta check... but I'm good to go Middle East, sweetie!
Samantha Jones : [all excited] Charlotte! How's three weeks from now?
Charlotte York : Oh, I... I don't know.
Samantha Jones : [demanding tone] I go to children's birthday parties for YOU! You're going to Abu Dhabi for ME!
Miranda Hobbes : Children's birthday parties. Pulling out the big guns.
Charlotte York : Ah... okay.
Samantha Jones : [obliviously] Thank you!