Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (TV Mini Series)

Act II (2008)

Simon Helberg: Moist

Quotes 

• [talking about Horrible needing to kill to get into the Evil League of Evil] 

  Moist : Hourglass says she knows a kid in Iowa who grows up to become president. That'd be... big!

  Dr. Horrible : I'm not gonna kill a little kid.

  Moist : Smother an old lady!

  Dr. Horrible : Do I even know you?

• Moist : You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the henchmen's union.

  Dr. Horrible : Pssh! I'm not a henchman, I'm Dr. Horrible. I have a Ph.D. in horribleness!

  Moist : Is that the new catchphrase?

• Penny : It's like Captain Hammer's always saying...

  Moist : Tsch... Right. Him. How are things with "Cheesy on the Outside"?

  Penny : Good. They're good. He's... nice. I'll be interested to know what you think of him, he said he might stop by.

  Moist : Stop by here?

  Penny : Yeah.

  Moist : Oh...

  [slides up his sleeve] 

  Moist : ... goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!