How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Do I Know You? (2008)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall : She's never seen Star Wars? Ted the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them Ted, that's cause they lived the Star Wars.
Ted : You've gotta calm down.
Marshall : I told you. I told you that you don't know this girl well enough. What if you show it to her and she doesn't like it?
Ted : Dude, it's just a movie.
Marshall : Ted, Star Wars is your all time favorite movie, and whether or not Stella actually likes it is really important. Its like a test of how compatible you guys are.
Ted : Marshall, its just a movie.
Marshall : Ha.
Ted : Its just a movie.
Ted : Ok, if Stella doesn't like this movie, I can't marry her.
Marshall : No, you can't.
Ted : Wanna watch it again?
Marshall : Yes I do.
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Marshall : You hated it, didn't you?
Stella Zinman : Uh, it was so stupid! Like, first of all, how do they understand that walking bear they hang around with all the time?
Marshall : Wookie.
Stella Zinman : Yeah. He goes...
[makes a few weird sounds]
Stella Zinman : ... and they're all like: "Good point, bear. Let's try that."
Marshall : Okay, he's a wookie, and his kind is actually more intelligent that they appear. Look, Stella, that is Ted's favorite movie of all time. He watches it when he's home sick with the flu. He watches it on rainy Sunday afternoons in the fall. He... he watches it on Christmas Eve! Ted watches Star Wars in sickness and in health, in good times and bad. Do you really think you can pretend to like a movie that you actually hate for the rest of your life?
Stella Zinman : [pauses] I do.
Marshall : Well, then Ted's a lucky guy.
[Stella smiles and walks out of the room. Marshall waits a couple of seconds]
Marshall : Bear...
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Barney Stinson : On a booty call you barely even have to talk. At 9:00PM you say, "Hey, babe, it's Barney. Are you busy tonight?""Sweet, see you in a half an hour, can't wait." But the later it gets, the fewer words you need. "Barney! Busy? Sweet." And by 3:00 in the morning
[Barney texts "?" random girl answers "!"]
Lily Aldrin : A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?
Barney Stinson : [Giggles until Lily hits him] OW! It's not worse than your super-obvious codewords.
Lily Aldrin : [Cut to example] Rhinoceros!
Marshall : We have to go!
