How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Do I Know You? (2008)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Barney Stinson : On a booty call you barely even have to talk. At 9:00PM you say, "Hey, babe, it's Barney. Are you busy tonight?""Sweet, see you in a half an hour, can't wait." But the later it gets, the fewer words you need. "Barney! Busy? Sweet." And by 3:00 in the morning

  [Barney texts "?" random girl answers "!"] 

  Lily Aldrin : A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?

  Barney Stinson : [Giggles until Lily hits him]  OW! It's not worse than your super-obvious codewords.

  Lily Aldrin : [Cut to example]  Rhinoceros!

  Marshall : We have to go!

• Lily Aldrin : Ask her something!

  Barney Stinson : [On the phone to Robin]  How are you feeling today?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Fine.

  Lily Aldrin : Something personal!

  Barney Stinson : At what age did you first get your period?

• Barney Stinson : [after leaving Robin a weird sound on her voicemail]  She wasn't there. I left a voicemail.

  Lily Aldrin : You left a voice, but it wasn't male.

• Lily Aldrin : Barney, how can you be in love and still be sleeping with everything that moves?

  Barney Stinson : I'm sorry I don't follow you.That's like saying 'how can an ant lift fifty times its body weight, but root beer floats are still delicious?'. Are the two even related?

• Lily Aldrin : Barney, you're going to have to stop screwing around if you want to be Robin's boyfriend.

  Barney Stinson : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Boyfriend? I don't want to be Robin's "boyfriend".

  Lily Aldrin : Well... what do you want then?

  Barney Stinson : I don't know. I just wanna be with her all the time. I wanna hear about her day, tell her about mine. I wanna hold her hand and smell her hair. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.