- Melinda Gordon: What do you want me to say? That you're one of my best friends? And that, although I fully understand why you have to go, it hurts... to know that you would pick an old pile of artifacts over me?
- Professor Rick Payne: Yeah, something like that would be nice.
- Melinda Gordon: [cries] Happy?
- Professor Rick Payne: [looks at Melinda's large cleavage] Can I have a hug for the road? Maybe a big, squeezy, chesty one?
- Melinda Gordon: Don't be an idiot.
- Professor Rick Payne: I know. I pushed it, I knew it.
- [Melinda hugs him nonetheless]