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Two and a Half Men
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Herb
: All aboard!
Alan Harper
: I hope this is a good driving wine.
Charlie Harper
: I'm an artist, Alan. I paint with words.
Alan Harper
: You're a lush, Charlie. You paint with vomit.
Charlie Harper
: It could have been worse. I could have had a caboose in my caboose.
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