- Alan Harper: Let's just give it a chance, to see how it works.
- Charlie Harper: That's what Poland said about the Germans.
- Alan Harper: Been watching History Channel again?
- Charlie Harper: It's Nazi week.
- Alan Harper: It's always Nazi week.
- Dr. Herb Melnick: [talking to two girls in a bar] In the event of full disclosure, I should let you know that I am new to the dating world and still have all my original pubic hair.