Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Hello, I am Alan Cousteau (2009)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Charlie Harper : [Playing the piano] M is for the misery she caused me. O is for the other things she did. T is for the traitor who's my brother. H is for the hump who is his kid... E is for extremely frightening girl talk... R is for the rifle in my mouth. Put them all together they spell MOTHER, a word that's only half of how I feel.
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Alan Harper : Listen to yourself. Excuse me, I have to go to work.
Charlie Harper : Hold it.
Alan Harper : What?
Charlie Harper : Your watch.
Alan Harper : What about it?
Charlie Harper : It doesn't have Hamburglars on the wrist band.
Alan Harper : So?
Charlie Harper : Lee me see it.
Alan Harper : No, it's mine.
Charlie Harper : Let me see it. Let me see it. This is a Rolex. You sold me out for a watch!
Alan Harper : Hey, I did not sell you out for a watch. I sold you out for a certified Swiss chronometer. Stainless steel Submariner, waterproof up to 300 meters. And look, it winds itself!
Charlie Harper : [Seeing Alan pumping his left arm] Put it on your right arm and it will run forever.
Alan Harper : [Thoughtful pause] Oh, good thinking.