Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Pie Hole, Herb (2008)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

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Quotes 

• Alan Harper : I want my forty dollars!

  Charlie Harper : I only borrowed thirty-eight.

  Alan Harper : Yeah, well, I find round numbers easier to remember.

  Charlie Harper : You like round numbers, do you?

  Alan Harper : Yeah! I... I like round numbers.

  Charlie Harper : Okay! Here's a round number for you: zero!

  [makes a fist] 

  Charlie Harper : Nice, tight, circular shape.

  [makes a fist] 

  Charlie Harper : Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. Sound familiar, Alan?

  Alan Harper : Are you calling me anal?

  Charlie Harper : That's right. A-L-A-N. Anal.

  Alan Harper : Okay! Okay! Okay! So, so, bottom line: you're not gonna pay me back. Is that correct?

  Charlie Harper : Well, truth be told, I *was* gonna pay you back, but your attitude irks me.

  Alan Harper : I irk you?

  Charlie Harper : That's right. I find you irksome. You're a big fat *irk*!