NCIS (TV Series)
Collateral Damage (2008)
Rey Valentin: Agent Dwayne Wilson
Quotes
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Dwayne Wilson : How's Gibbs to work for?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet like a werewolf?
[Wilson chuckles]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. Might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Handing Wilson something from the vending machine] For a job well done.
Dwayne Wilson : Might mean more if you'd actually paid for it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're government employees. Get used to disappointment
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, rule #13: Never ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty.
Dwayne Wilson : I'll remember that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You should. Gibbs has been divorced three times. He has seven rules that involve lawyers. None of them are very pretty. You don't need to know 'em all just #13. It's the umbrella rule.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Stay.
Dwayne Wilson : I'm an agent.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Without a weapon. Guard the car.
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Dwayne Wilson : Why did you become an NCIS agent?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : For the guns and the babes.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A word of advice, the ATF girls are smoking hot. They're a little crazy, but they're really hot.
Dwayne Wilson : I'm married, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well... then only talk to the Bureau of Prisons girls. That'll keep you celibate, unless you're like McGee.