The Mentalist (TV Series)

Red-Handed (2008)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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Quotes 

• Teresa Lisbon : Your people are carny folk? You're finally making sense to me.

  Patrick Jane : Not exactly, it's a long story.

• Teresa Lisbon : If you knew it, why didn't you tell us?

  Patrick Jane : It's an exaggeration. I had a strong hunch. If I told you about every hunch, you'd get very irritated.

• Matt Etienne : The casino's on the Nevada side of the resort. And offers full service gaming. We recently spent $10 million upgrading the facilities to improve the customer's experience.

  Patrick Jane : They use the same techniques in state-of-the-art animal husbandry to make cows and sheep feel comfortable.

  Matt Etienne : Really?

  Patrick Jane : Dim lights, soft music, a maze of passages that lead you back to the pens, or in this case, the slots.

• Wayne Rigsby : Ah, the Hustler returns. Lisbon says you won a whole bunch of money.

  Patrick Jane : Oh, I didn't do too badly.

  Wayne Rigsby : How much did you win?

  Patrick Jane : About $250,000.

• Patrick Jane : Why do we get so hung up on every little law someone breaks?

  Teresa Lisbon : Because we're officers of the law.

• Patrick Jane : Why so glum? Case is a case.

  Wayne Rigsby : We're in the middle of nowhere. Windy as hell. I haven't eaten anything. Dismemberments are a bitch! You spend months assembling the victim. There's always a piece missing!

• Kimball Cho : [about the gifts Jane gave to the team]  I'm not giving mine back.

  Wayne Rigsby : No way!

  Patrick Jane : Tha't my boys. Live it up!

• Freddy : How you feeling, Goldilocks? Feeling lucky?

  Patrick Jane : I'm sorry, are we here to share our feelings or play cards?

  Cal Trask : Boom. Watch out, Freddy.

• Patrick Jane : So when you're searching for a killer, the degenerate gambler in the room is a good person to look at.

  Daniel Cardeira : I am not a degenerate. I am a professional! Just having a streak of bad luck.

  Teresa Lisbon : Yes, you are. Let's go!

• Patrick Jane : Your father died protecting you. So, in the end, he... he was there for you.

  Jessica Meier-Cardeira : Thank you.

• Patrick Jane : What do you wanna bet I'm right?

  Kimball Cho : [Checks his pockets]  Thirty-five cents.

  Patrick Jane : Thirty-five cents?

  Kimball Cho : Yeah.

  Patrick Jane : I find that hard to believe considering that huge crayon bank you've got hidden behind your bedroom door that you've been filling with all the change that you could accumulate since you were, what, 15?

  Kimball Cho : Thirty-five cents. Take it or leave it.

  Patrick Jane : I'll take it.

• Matt Etienne : We're really wondering what your secret is.

  Patrick Jane : There's no secret. I'm memorizing the cards.

  Matt Etienne : Yes, well, Mr. Jane, we don't like people doing that.

  Patrick Jane : Is having a good memory illegal?

  Matt Etienne : No, it's not. We can only congratulate you on your good luck and bar you from the establishment in the future.

• Patrick Jane : I got us a table booked at the best restaurant in town. Apparently they tell you the name of the cow your steak came from.

  Grace Van Pelt : That's horrible!

• Kimball Cho : [Cho is talking to Jane on the telephone]  We think it might be in a book. There's about 500 books.

  Patrick Jane : [On telephone]  Are they in any kind of order?

  Kimball Cho : [On telephone]  Yeah, there's a lot of military history, gaming theory, reference section.

  Patrick Jane : [On telephone]  Try the Bible or Robert's Rules of Order.

  Kimball Cho : [On telephone]  OK, thanks.

  [Hangs up on Jane and selects Robert's Rules of Order from bookshelf. The CD they are looking for falls out] 

  Wayne Rigsby : I don't care what he says. That man is psychic.