How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Intervention (2008)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Amber : [to Barney in his old man makeup] You're cute. How old are you?
Barney Stinson : Eighty-three. How old are you?
Amber : Thirty-one.
Barney Stinson : Oh!
[Gets up to leave]
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Barney : [Enters the room] what the...?
Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, this is an intervention
Barney : What was that?
Marshall : Enough with the old man bit!
Barney : What about the old sand pit?
Lily : Let it go!
Barney : Let it snow? Oh boy, I love that old diddy.
Ted : I'm getting my flail.
Barney : You're setting sail?
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Barney Stinson : The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber.
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Robin Scherbatsky : [in a thick Canadian accent] Stanley Cup. Game 6, eh? The Rangers are about to be sorry they ever played shinny with the Canucks.
Marshall : Hey, hey Robin.
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah?
Marshall : I'll give you 20 bucks if you can shoot it through this front door.
Robin Scherbatsky : [laughs] You're nuttier than a Tim Horton's maple log. Timmy Ho!
[shoots a hockey puck]
Lily : [catches the puck] That's it Robin, give me the stick.
Robin Scherbatsky : I'll give you summer teeth. Some are here, some are there.
Lily : Oh Robin, give me the stick.
Robin Scherbatsky : Take off,
[shoves Lily]
Robin Scherbatsky : hoser.
Ted , Marshall , Barney : Woah!
Lily : That's it!
Barney : Hey, hey!
Marshall : Get her, get her!
Robin Scherbatsky : You wanna scrap, I'll scrap!
Ted : Guys, come on!
Marshall : For America!
Ted : All right, all right, break it up!
Robin Scherbatsky : Bring it on, bring it on!
Barney : Ted, no! You never break up a girl fight! Never!
[punches a hole in the wall and grunts]
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[At Stuart's alcoholism intervention, Barney brings a bottle of liquor]
Barney Stinson : Happy birthday, Stewie! Time to let the big, green monster out of its cage.
Stuart : No!
Barney Stinson : Come on, dude. People don't want to see Bruce Banner, they want to see the Hulk. Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!...
[Robin whispers into Barney's ear]
Barney Stinson : What? That's what I get for skimming the e-vite.