How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Three Days Rule (2009)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Marshall Eriksen : Look, it's been a while since Ted really liked someone. He's clearly got a lot of crazy stored up. We just we thought we'd get him to say "I love you" before he even makes contact with this girl

  Barney Stinson : And you can tell it's on the way. He's exhibiting all the telltale signs.

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah. One: He joked about getting married.

  Barney Stinson : "You like architecture?" "We should get married". "Ha-ha. LOL. Just kidding. Question mark?"

  Marshall Eriksen : Two: He made a crazy way-too-soon trip suggestion.

  Barney Stinson : "I like beer, too". "We should totally go to Germany together". "LOL. JK. LOL".

  Marshall Eriksen : And three: He got way too personal way too soon.

  Barney Stinson : "Yeah, my parents got divorced a couple years back. "It was really tough. LOL."

  Robin Scherbatsky : And he clearly doesn't know what LOL means.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Just don't make that naked lady noise.

  Ted Mosby : I don't make naked lady noises.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, really?

  [Flashes Ted] 

  Ted Mosby : He-heh. He-heh. He-heh.

• Robin Scherbatsky : No woman in the history of the world is ever "just sitting around, reading architecture magazines in my old cheerleader uniform".

  Ted Mosby : Okay, maybe she's just lying about the architecture magazines.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Holly is Barney and Marshall.

  Ted Mosby : Wait. That whole time it was them? So Holly wasn't in the bath? Or sitting by her window, looking up at the stars,thinking about me? Or lounging in her old cheerleader uniform reading architecture magazines?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah. I don't think they actually did those things. They were just at the bar.

  Ted Mosby : Right.

• Ted Mosby : No. This is bad.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What?

  Ted Mosby : She just sent me a text that was clearly meant for someone else.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Reads the text]  "Baby, I picked up some take-out from Generro's. Be home soon." Okay, yes, this sounds bad, but let's think about this, okay? It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad.

  Ted Mosby : Scroll down.

  Robin Scherbatsky : "And then I want you to do me on the couch." Okay, maybe not a sick dad.

  [Grins, raising an eyebrow] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Or a VERY sick dad. Am I right?

  [Ted stares blankly] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Sorry.