How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Mosbius Designs (2009)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Now let's be clear, I don't love her okay? I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.
Marshall Eriksen : Are you ever going to tell her how you feel?
Barney Stinson : No. Maybe. Never. I don't know.
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Barney Stinson : You need that thing that makes you a guy.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, I have that thing that makes me a guy. Maybe even a guy and a half.
Barney Stinson : No, not that thing! I mean a thing that makes you a guy. Like Toy Guy in HR.
[new scene]
Toy Guy : The bad news is, we have to review the new GNB guidelines. The good news is, we get to do it with Wolverine claws!
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Marshall Eriksen : [Food Guy goes by, carrying cotton candy] Hey, Food Guy.
Barney Stinson : [Toy Guy goes by in a scooter] Hey, Toy Guy.
[a ninja with a sword passes by]
Marshall Eriksen : Who's that guy?
Barney Stinson : He doesn't work here. I think we should leave the building.
Marshall Eriksen : Really?
Barney Stinson : This has happened before.
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Barney Stinson : Okay, since Lily's not talking to me, there's something that I have to tell you. And this isn't easy to say, all right? I'm- wait for it- in- wait for it- love- wait for it- with- wait for it- a- wait for it- certain- wait for it...
Marshall Eriksen : I know that you're in love with Robin.
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Marshall Eriksen : Hey, Barney. I thought of a "thing" to make me more essential here. I'm Eco Guy, 'cause everybody loves a guy who recycles, right?
Barney Stinson : Fired. What else you got?
Marshall Eriksen : I thought of a few others: Wacky Tie Guy.
Barney Stinson : Fired.
Marshall Eriksen : Daily Fun Fact Guy?
Barney Stinson : Did you know that you're fired?
Marshall Eriksen : I Know a Good Stretch for That Guy?
Barney Stinson : Downward-facing fired.
Marshall Eriksen : Monty Python Guy?
Barney Stinson : We are the knights who say- You're fired.
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Marshall Eriksen : Hey, there's Ted Mosby of Mosbius Designs. How's the home office coming, buddy?
Ted Mosby : Well, it was going great till Robin started banging my assistant.
Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, it's our apartment, okay? You leave a big chocolate cake on the counter, Mama's gonna cut her off a slice.