How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Murtaugh (2009)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : If you did all the things on this list, I would call that a fun weekend.

  Ted Mosby : Are you kidding? If you did all the things on the list, you'd be dead. That's not a chall...

  Barney Stinson : Challenge accepted! For the next 24 hours, I will do everything on this list. If I do, Ted will come with me and TP the laser tag.

  Ted Mosby : And if you can't?

  Barney Stinson : I will listen to you talk about architecture for three hours.

  Ted Mosby : Agreed. Robin, will you do the honors?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Holds Ted's and Barney's arms as they shake hands]  Gentlemen's agreement!

  Barney Stinson : Okay, chumps, let's do this. Barneeey ah-Stinsonnn!

• Barney Stinson : My ear hurts so bad, I can hear it. I can hear my own ear. Think about that.

• Barney Stinson : You cannot believe what happened to me at laser tag today.

  Ted Mosby : Everyone freaked out because a grown man was scaring their children?

  Barney Stinson : No! Well, actually, yeah.

• Ted Mosby : Barney, what happened to your ear? It looks like a jack o'lantern in November third.

  Barney Stinson : This? It's just a little infech. Nothing a young man like me can't shake off.

• Barney Stinson : [answering his phone]  Go for Bar... AAAARRRGGGHHH!