How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Old King Clancy (2009)

Bryan Callen: Bilson

Quotes 

• Bilson : Wood? Natural light? Uhhh, no! Natural light reminds the workers that there is an outside world where they have family and friends. We want to crush that! You show up in the dark. You go home in the dark. You spend your whole damn day... in the dark!

• Narrator : In the spring of 2009 I'd been hired to design a new headquarters for Goliath National Bank. And I was eager to add as much of my voices as an architect into the plan as possible.

  Ted Mosby : Woodbeams bathed in natural light in the atrium. They're gonna love it!

  Narrator : There was only one problem and his name was Bilson.

  Bilson : Wood? Natural light? Oh, no! Natural light reminds employees that there is an outside world where they have family and friends. We want to crush that! You arrive in the dark, you come home in the dark. You spend your whole damn day in the dark!

  Marshall Eriksen : I need to hear Lily's voice.

• Bilson : We're scrapping the plan for the new GNB headquarters. This recession is killing us. We're cutting anything non-essential. And I have a lot of tough choices to make during our company retreat in Saint Croix.

  Marshall Eriksen : Man, Ted is gonna be devastated.

  Bilson : Not when he hears it coming from his best friend.

  Barney Stinson , Marshall Eriksen : I have to tell him?