How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Old King Clancy (2009)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : If I could nail any celebrity, it would be Lily, because she's the star of my heart.
Lily Aldrin : Aw! Mine would be Hugh Jackman.
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Lily Aldrin : How do you know all these?
Barney Stinson : Canadiansexacts.org. It's bookmarked on the top right.
Marshall Eriksen : Dot org?
Barney Stinson : Yeah, it's not for profit. They really just want to get the information out there.
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Ted Mosby : I don't believe it. I just got screwed by my two best friends, and I didn't even know it.
Lily Aldrin : In Canada, that's called a Sneaky Snowplow.
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Ted Mosby : Now when I go in there, I'm probably going to be fired. Best case scenario, my boss is going to ream me out in front of everybody.
Robin Scherbatsky : Back home we call that a...
Lily Aldrin : ...a Saskatoon Totem Pole. It's all in here.
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Lily Aldrin : What the hell is a "Two-Hand Zamboni?"
Robin Scherbatsky : Let's just say, the only thing the woman is wearing is skates on her hands.
Lily Aldrin : A "Manitoba Milk Bag"?
Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, it's like a "Chicago Mustache," but the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit.
Lily Aldrin : A "Newfoundland Lobster Trap"?
Robin Scherbatsky : Don't know. Don't want to know. Those Newfies are out of control.