How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Sorry, Bro (2009)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
Quotes
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Ted Mosby : So, Karen in New York. Weird, right?
Lily Aldrin : Ted, you can not get back together with Karen.
Ted Mosby : I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall Eriksen : No. No, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Ted calls Karen. Number five: Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily Aldrin : I'm Lily, and I approve the order of that list.
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Ted Mosby : She wasn't that bad.
Lily Aldrin : Of course not. That's because she turned you into one of her douche zombies.
Marshall Eriksen : [zombie voice] I want to eat your brains, but only if they're organic and grass-fed.
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Ted Mosby : We've all done things in college we regret. Marshall grew a soul patch, wore a rasta hat and asked that everyone call him J.B. Smooth.
Marshall Eriksen : I do not regret that for a second.
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Marshall Eriksen : The story is already written. Ted is Charlie Brown and Karen is Lucy, and she's going to pull the football away and have sex with it.
