How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Benefits (2009)

Ethan Dizon: Ben

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : [In Lily's kindergarten class]  ... And then I stormed out. Why did I do that? I mean,maybe it goes back to my father issues,but I basically gave my best friend license to have sex with the girl of my dreams. totally sabotaged myself. And now I'm smoking. Now I'm smoking.

  Lily Aldrin : Get out.

  Barney Stinson : But it's feelings hour and I'm holding Feely the Share Bear. And whoever's holding Feely the Share Bear gets to sit in the share chair.

  Lily Aldrin : Barney,this is not your private therapist's office. These kids have issues to talk about,too,you know. Ben's parents are getting divorced.

  Ben : They are?

  Lily Aldrin : Who wants to do some coloring?