How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Little Minnesota (2008)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : I've never let Barney meet Heather, and for good reason. Everytime the Mosby family Christmas card came...

  Barney Stinson : [Christmas 2005, to "Jingle Bells"]  Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own, underneath the mistletoe I'll make your sister moan. Oh, Heather's hot, Heather's hot, we'll go all the way...

  [Christmas 2006, to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"] 

  Barney Stinson : I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, and down on all fours.

  [Ted elbows him in his stomach, and Barney groans in pain] 

  Barney Stinson : [Christmas 2007, to "The Dreidl Song"]  Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day. And if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play. Everybody! Sister, sister, sister...

  [Everyone looks at him weirdly] 

  Barney Stinson : What? I can celebrate Hanukkah.

• Barney Stinson : [On a chair in Ted's apartment, holding a glass of brandy]  Why, hello. I've been expecting you.

  Ted Mosby : That chair's not mine. Did you bring a chair to my apartment?

  Barney Stinson : I needed one that swivels.

• Barney Stinson : [Lily catches him with Heather]  Lily, before you say or do anything, there is something I need you to do.

  Lily Aldrin : What?

  Barney Stinson : [Pointing at the shirt Lily is standing on]  Please step off. It's Prada.