The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem (2008)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Penny : I know this is none of my business, but I just... I have to ask - what's Sheldon's deal?
Leonard Hofstadter : What do you mean, "deal"?
Penny : You know, like, what's his deal? Is it girls...? Guys...? Sock puppets...?
Leonard Hofstadter : Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.
Penny : Come on, everybody has a deal.
Howard Wolowitz : Not Sheldon. Over the years, we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce. I'm an advocate of mitosis.
Penny : I'm sorry?
Howard Wolowitz : I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.
Leonard Hofstadter : On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species. Someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
Penny : Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.
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[Sheldon has just accepted a graduate student's request for dinner in his place]
Sheldon Cooper : What a nice girl.
Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, do you have any idea what just happened?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, apparently I'm getting a free dinner.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : I love this time of the year. The leaves are turning... there's a bracing chill in the air...
Howard Wolowitz : Plus, there's a whole new crop of female grad students about to put on just enough winter weight to make them needy and vulnerable.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Howard introduces himself] Howard Wolowitz, Department of Engineering, co-designer of the International Space Station's liquid waste disposal system.
Ramona Nowitzki : Eww.
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Sheldon Cooper : [to female grad student] Amazing! An intelligent labradoodle.
Howard Wolowitz : [to same grad student] Woof.