The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Euclid Alternative (2008)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I still don't see why I need a driver's license. Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.
Penny : Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.
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Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?
Sheldon Cooper : How else are they going to learn? Look, question two: "When are roadways most slippery?" Now, okay, there are three answers, none of which are correct. The correct answer is when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero, but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.
Octavia : [approving his permit] Here's your learner's permit. Go away.
Sheldon Cooper : But I'm not done. I... I have many additional concerns about these questions.
Octavia : Don't make me climb over this counter.
Penny : [leading Sheldon away] All right, come on. Come on.
Octavia : Next!
Sheldon Cooper : Aced it.
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Octavia : Application?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm actually more of a theorist.
Howard Wolowitz : The application in your hand, give it to her.
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Howard Wolowitz : I haven't configured it yet. Let's see, Bradly tank, transport truck, Batmobile...
Sheldon Cooper : Oooo
Leonard Hofstadter : No!