"The Big Bang Theory" The Euclid Alternative (TV Episode 2008) Poster

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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  • Sheldon Cooper : I still don't see why I need a driver's license. Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.

    Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.

    Penny : Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.

  • Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?

    Sheldon Cooper : How else are they going to learn? Look, question two: "When are roadways most slippery?" Now, okay, there are three answers, none of which are correct. The correct answer is when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero, but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.

    Octavia : [approving his permit]  Here's your learner's permit. Go away.

    Sheldon Cooper : But I'm not done. I... I have many additional concerns about these questions.

    Octavia : Don't make me climb over this counter.

    Penny : [leading Sheldon away]  All right, come on. Come on.

    Octavia : Next!

    Sheldon Cooper : Aced it.

  • Octavia : Application?

    Sheldon Cooper : I'm actually more of a theorist.

    Howard Wolowitz : The application in your hand, give it to her.

  • Howard Wolowitz : I haven't configured it yet. Let's see, Bradly tank, transport truck, Batmobile...

    Sheldon Cooper : Oooo

    Leonard Hofstadter : No!

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