"The Big Bang Theory" The Euclid Alternative (TV Episode 2008) Poster

(TV Series)

(2008)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

  • Sheldon Cooper : I still don't see why I need a driver's license. Albert Einstein never had a driver's license.

    Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.

    Penny : Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts.

  • Sheldon Cooper : [about a driving simulation]  Now, are there airbags?

    Leonard Hofstadter : You don't need airbags!

    Sheldon Cooper : But what if a simulated van rear-ends me?

    Penny : I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Studies have shown that performing tasks such as eating, talking on the cellphone or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.

    Penny : Do you have any alcohol?

    Sheldon Cooper : Of course not.

    Penny : Too bad.

  • Penny : [Sheldon doesn't have a driving license]  Why didn't you just get a license at sixteen, like everybody else?

    Sheldon Cooper : I was otherwise engaged.

    Penny : Doing what?

    Sheldon Cooper : Examining perturbative amplitudes in n=4 supersymmetric theories, leading to a reexamination of the ultraviolet properties of multi-loop n=8 supergravity, using modern twistor theory.

    Penny : Well, how about when you were seventeen?

  • Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?

    Sheldon Cooper : How else are they going to learn? Look, question two: "When are roadways most slippery?" Now, okay, there are three answers, none of which are correct. The correct answer is when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero, but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.

    Octavia : [approving his permit]  Here's your learner's permit. Go away.

    Sheldon Cooper : But I'm not done. I... I have many additional concerns about these questions.

    Octavia : Don't make me climb over this counter.

    Penny : [leading Sheldon away]  All right, come on. Come on.

    Octavia : Next!

    Sheldon Cooper : Aced it.

  • Sheldon Cooper : Your check engine light is on.

    Penny : Mm-hmm.

    Sheldon Cooper : Typically that's an indicator to, you know, check your engine.

    Penny : It's fine, it's been on for, like, a month.

    Sheldon Cooper : Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.

    Penny : Sheldon, it's fine.

    Sheldon Cooper : If it were fine, the light wouldn't be on. That's why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know it's not fine.

    Penny : Uh, maybe the light's broken.

    Sheldon Cooper : Is there a "check the check engine light light"?

  • Sheldon Cooper : Didn't you recently state that you and I are friends?

    Penny : Yes, Sheldon. We are friends.

    Sheldon Cooper : Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.

    Penny : ?

    Sheldon Cooper : The favor.

    Penny : Oh, dear God!

    Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupting your morning prayers.

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