The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Hofstadter Isotope (2009)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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Quotes 

• Penny : You know, it's kind of early. Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something?

  Stuart : Oh, gee. It's a little late for coffee, isn't it?

  Penny : Oh... you think coffee means coffee. That is so sweet.

• Penny : What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year old boy?

  Stuart : Um, a 13-year old girl?

• Stuart : You can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right.

  Sheldon Cooper : Au contraire.

• Sheldon Cooper : Well, I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics Batman chatroom, and I need your help.

  Stuart : Oh yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic?

  Sheldon Cooper : I am asserting, in the event that Batman's death proves permanent, that original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.

  Stuart : Ooh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.

  Sheldon Cooper : More wrong? Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.

  Stuart : Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing, a superhero in his own right. Batman 2 has to be the second Robin, Jason Todd.

  Sheldon Cooper : Has to be? Has to be? I hope you're being deliberately provocative

• Stuart : Look Sheldon, it's late, I've gotta get some sleep.

  Sheldon Cooper : So I win.

  Stuart : No, I'm tired.

  Sheldon Cooper : So I win.

  Stuart : Fine, you win.

  Sheldon Cooper : Darn tootin' I win.

• Stuart : Here, Sheldon. I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing.

  Sheldon : Excuse me, spoiler alert.

  Stuart : But I didn't spoil anything.

  Sheldon : You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown. And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Hey Stuart, this is Penny. She's just looking for some comic books.

  Stuart Bloom : Oh really, wow.

  [to Penny] 

  Stuart Bloom : Blink twice if you're here against your will.