The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition (2009)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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• Penny : OK, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?

  Sheldon : I've never met them, that's what made them perfect. There were no awkward hellos in the halls, there's no clickety-clacking of high-heeled shoes on hardwood floors... they may as well have been a family of cats just jumping around from drape to drape... and without that annoying ammonia urine smell.

  Penny : Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.

  Sheldon : You can't know that! How can you possibly know that?

  Penny : You're right, I can't. You know what, anyone could rent that apartment now. An opera singer, the cast of Stomp... yeah, a tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg.

  Leonard : Why are you making it worse?

  Penny : I tried making it better, he wouldn't go for it.

• Leonard : [Sheldon shakes one of the boxes of the new tenant]  What are you doing?

  Sheldon : I'm checking for musical instruments.

  [Shakes the box again] 

  Sheldon : Does that sound like castanets to you?

  Leonard : The box says "kitchen".

  Sheldon : So? Do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?

• Howard Wolowitz : [Penny and Alicia are physically fighting]  Oh, my God... girl fight!

  [Restrains Leonard] 

  Leonard : What are you doing?

  Howard Wolowitz : I know you. You are stupid enough to break it up.

• Rajesh Koothrappali : I like Green Lantern, I'm just saying it's pretty lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.

  Sheldon : Only the modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow.

  Leonard : Golden Age Green Lantern was vulnerable to wood.

  Rajesh Koothrappali : Great. So I can take them both out with a number 2 pencil?

• Sheldon : Do you honestly expect me to believe social protocol dictates we break our backs helping Wolowitz move and then he only need buy us a pizza?

  Leonard : I'm sorry, that really is how it works.

• Alicia : I just got a call-back to audition for CSI to play a hooker who gets killed.

  Leonard : Oh, I'd watch that.