- The Chief: Greg.
- Self - Host: Yeah, Chief?
- The Chief: In my office right away.
- [all that can be seen on the monitor is the message "PRESENCE REQUESTED AT ONCE"]
- Self - Host: Okay. Uh, I'll be right there.
- [to the gumshoes]
- Self - Host: You guys stick here. Let me find out what she wants. My mentor calls.
- [He enters the office and is dubmfounded at what he sees]
- The Chief: Greg, the investigation is starting to worry me. Now Carmen Sandiego...
- Self - Host: Chief... .
- The Chief: Don't interrupt! Carmen Sandiego is being extra tricky. Now...
- Self - Host: Chief!
- The Chief: Alright. What is it?
- Self - Host: Chief, uh, it's your face. Uh, there's one more than usual.
- The Chief: Well, I was getting to that! Now, if we're gonna crack this case, we'll need as many pairs of eyes as possible. So I've grown an extra face, and I suggest you do the same.
- Self - Host: That seems a little extreme to me, Chief. There's gotta be a better way. I know. We could offer the gumshoes a trip to anywhere in the lower forty-eight states. That'll get them to catch Carmen Sandiego.
- [applause]
- The Chief: Oh. That should do it. Well, I don't need this anymore, then.
- [she puts her hands at the ends of her 'faces' and pushes them back into one]
- Self - Host: [lauging] Okay, good move, Chief. I tell ya, that two-faced thing was freaky. I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa! That was weird. I mean they were nice faces and all, don't get me wrong. But that is...
- The Chief: Go away!
- Self - Host: Yes, ma'am. Okay.
- Self - Host: You know, in tough cases like this, I always turn to Agnes Acme, the chief's great grandmother and the founder of Acme Crimenet. She always was on top of the information.
- [the camera pans over to a black and white photgraph of Agnes Acme, which suddenly comes to life]
- Agnes Acme: Because I worked instead of wondering! Now, Robo went to a west African nation that was founded by freed American slaves. Monrovia, the capital city, was named for President Monroe. Now, hightail it over there and catch that crook!
- [the picture freezes up again]
- Self - Host: You know, it's, uh, it's eerie. Sometimes I think she's actually speaking to me.
- The Chief: [during the slide show about Jakarta, Indonesia] Emmanuel Chuch, built by the Dutch between 1834 and 1839. Now note the various architectural insolences here.
- [points at the screen]
- The Chief: You will see that the columns here evoke that of the feel of an ancient Greek temple, and in the circular construction here, you will see the suggestion of a Roman arena.
- [Then she gets carried away and starts making shadow puppets in front of the screen]
- The Chief: And also here, you'll see a giant bunny hopping off to market. Hop, hop, hop, hop. And then there's an evil, evil eagle coming after the runaway bunny. Runaway, runaway, runaway. And then you've got a snake coming by, and I used to be able to do a moose here. A friend taught this to me. But when you've got...
- [suddenly, she realizes what she's doing]
- The Chief: Oh, sorry.