- Gardener: The house opposite was burgled two weeks ago. I don't know who you are.
- Cold Caller: [raised voice] What do you think I am? Some kind of maniac or something? Unhinged?
- Gardener: [brusque] Can I help you?
- Cold Caller: Yeah. I got a leaflet for you.
- Gardener: I have a letterbox for that.
- Cold Caller: Right. Well... you didn't answer the door. So...
- Gardener: That does not give you the right to come round the back. That's trespass.