The Office (TV Series)

Frame Toby (2008)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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• [last lines] 

  Dwight Schrute : What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

• Michael Scott : I've never framed a man before. Have you?

  Dwight Schrute : No, I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.

• Dwight Schrute : I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.

• Dwight Schrute : Brownies, is it?

  [scoffs] 

  Dwight Schrute : Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No, thank you. I'll stick with my jerky.

  Jim Halpert : So why'd you come in here?

  Dwight Schrute : To socialize. And inform.

• Dwight Schrute : There's still one thing we can do to get Toby fired.

  Michael Scott : What's that?

  [Dwight closes the office door] 

  Dwight Schrute : Frame him for using drugs.

  Michael Scott : Frame him?

  Dwight Schrute : Yeah. It's illegal, but, everything they do on "The Shield" is illegal.

• Dwight Schrute : Okay, let's get this started.

  [stands up and loosens tie] 

  Michael Scott : What are you doing?

  Dwight Schrute : I am the bait.

  [takes off his glasses] 

  Michael Scott : For what?

  Dwight Schrute : Men find me desirable.

  Michael Scott : No, no, no.

  Dwight Schrute : It's a good day, too. I'm wearing my mustard shirt.

  Michael Scott : You're the bait for Toby? No. For one thing, he's not gay. And if somebody were to be bait, it would be Jim or Ryan or me.

  Dwight Schrute : Men find me desirable.

  Michael Scott : Yes. Sure they do, Dwight.