- Jim Halpert: Pam comes back from New York next week, and everyone here is just so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.
- Michael Scott: Meredith, I would like you to pretend you're from Abu Dhabi.
- Meredith Palmer: [in a British accent] Hello.
- Michael Scott: I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket.
- [Covers Meredith's face with his jacket]
- Michael Scott: You are now sexy in your culture.
- Michael Scott: My boss is sending me abroad to do a presentation to an international client, and I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery...
- Andy Bernard: [Speaking to Oscar about two potentially gay guys in the bar he's trying to set him up with] You will thank me when they spank thee.
- Oscar Martinez: It's just that I've sat next to Angela for a very long, very long time.
- Andy Bernard: Right-o.
- Oscar Martinez: How can anyone stand that woman?
- Jim Halpert: [the English translation of what Jim says in French is] "I don't know what happened to my French. Other times, I spoke very well. And now it's all forgotten."