The Office (TV Series)

Golden Ticket (2009)

Ed Helms: Andy Bernard

Quotes 

• Andy Bernard : Every compliment has to be backhanded. "Oh, I like your dress, but I'd like it more if you had prettier hair."

  Pam Beesly : That's psychotic. Do guys actually do that?

  Jim Halpert : Guys with girlfriends don't.

• [arguing with Jim and Pam] 

  Andy Bernard : Put your heart out there, it's liable to just turn into this blackened, carbon brick, where it has barbecue sauce of shame and rage. And two hot people with a perfect relationship would not understand that.