The Office (TV Series)

Golden Ticket (2009)

Creed Bratton: Creed Bratton

Quotes 

• Creed Bratton : Good work, kid.

  Dwight Schrute : Thanks, old man.

• Michael Scott : I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so...

  Jim Halpert : [interrupting]  Okay, well, I lost a ton of money today. And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.

  Michael Scott : Thank you. Jim is with me.

  Jim Halpert : Absolutely not. I'm mad at you.

  Michael Scott : Well, you know what, Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.

  Creed Bratton : That's not why.