The Office (TV Series)
Blood Drive (2009)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Where's Andy?
Oscar Martinez : He's on one of his honeymoons.
Michael Scott : What?
Oscar Martinez : He made nonrefundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot-air ballooning, and later he's got a couple's massage.
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Michael Scott : Well, if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest...
Jim Halpert : We do.
Michael Scott : ...that none of us can be a part of...
Pam Beesley : You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael.
Michael Scott : Then we are going to have our own private Valentine's Day party.
Jim Halpert : That sounds fun.
Michael Scott : So suck it.
Jim Halpert : Yeah.
Michael Scott : Hey, everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, a lonely hearts convention this afternoon.
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Michael Scott : I am going to be Cupid. And I'm going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims and they are going to get hit and say, "I'm in love. I was hit by Cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.
