Bones (TV Series)
The Skull in the Sculpture (2008)
Tamara Taylor: Camille Saroyan
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Quotes
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : What's going on?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Sweets is firing Daisy for us.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : We're wondering what his method will be.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : He'll explain to her logically that this environment is not conducive for either her or us and, as a scientist, she'll realize that he's right.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No, Sweets is a lot sneakier than that. He'll use some kind of psychological Jedi mind trick to make her think it was her idea to quit.
Dr. Lance Sweets : I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like first?
Daisy Wick : The bad first.
Dr. Lance Sweets : You're toast here. Nobody wants to work with you.
Daisy Wick : Why?
Dr. Lance Sweets : You know why, Daisy. There are some things that you have to work on when it comes to interpersonal relations.
Daisy Wick : Does anybody like me?
Dr. Lance Sweets : No, I'm afraid not.
Daisy Wick : What's the good news?
Dr. Lance Sweets : There's absolutely no reason for us to be discreet about our relationship anymore.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : [after Dr. Sweets tells Daisy that she is fired, they decide to come out with their relationship and begin making out on the forensic platform] That's a method of termination I've never tried. But bravo, Dr. Sweets.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Whoa. They'll never work. They're like complete opposites.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I agree. For all her faults she's a woman of science. Sweets bases his life on the vagaries of psychology and emotion. You know, there's no common ground.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Right.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You need common ground. What else is there?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Absolutely.
[Then Bones and Booth look intently towards each other]
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I was going to say that I had an accident over here, but I don't like lying.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : You dumped a bucket full of domestic beetles onto this work of art. They'll strip the flesh off our victim in no time.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Within 30 hours... Am I fired?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Au contraire. Remind me of this moment around Christmas bonus time.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : That's a method of termination I've never tried. But bravo Dr. Sweets!
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Caroline Julian : You can still examine it. You just can't disrupt it in any way. Don't worry this is only temporary. We'll see how artistic people feel when it starts stinking. Just don't scratch it.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Don't scratch the crushed automobile which encases a rotting dead body.
Caroline Julian : Good. We understand each other.
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Okay, now what we want to do here is remove the skull very carefully.
[Daisy reaches for the skull]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Carefully.
[Daisy accidentally crushes the skull]
Dr. Camille Saroyan : ...I can't believe you did that.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Bummer.
Daisy Wick : Usually when you say "we" you mean me! I'm so sorry. I'll put it together. I will stay up all night!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I'll do it.
Daisy Wick : Well I will assist you every step of the way. I will never leave your side!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I would prefer to do it alone.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Smiling big as he enters Cam's office carrying a large machine] You know what this is?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : The Jaws of Life.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Completely impressed with the machine as he hoists it up on to his hip, the open jaws jutting upward] Twenty-three thousand pounds per square inch of raw, prying power.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : You really wanna be the one to use that, don't you?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : It's not displaced sexual frustration.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Of course not.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : I am totally cool if Angela wants to date already... er, I mean, again.